3 posts tagged “survey”
I. Variations On Somewhat Standard Questions
1. Worst song ever: Uh... Ice Ice Baby?
2. Person who should be shot because he/she wrote/sang the ONE song that gets stuck in yer head and drives you to the brink: Vanilla Ice
3. Song for a happy day: Anything upbeat! Two Step! Flight of the Conchords!
4. Song for a sad day: Uh... I can't think of one right now.
5. Good driving song: Any Mates of State
6. Good song to aid in sleepiness: Cat Powers anything of hers
7. Know any classical?: Nah
8. Sexiest lead singer ever: I'm not sure I have an answer... I'll probably pick Andrew BIrd.
9. Do you know a guitar solo well enough to sing that part too? and if you do, what is it?: Oh yeah... ALL of Jessica. And Freebird.
10: Tell me about getting yer driver's license: I will let you know when it happens.
11. What was preschool like?: I don't really remember it.
12. I hate the "what's yer favorite color" question, so what color do you hate enough never to wear it and why? Hunter Green. I fucking hate that colour after working at the Humane Society and having to wear it daily.
13. Be honest (and no Google searching either), do you know who Thomas Moore was and what he wrote?: Nope.
14. Make up a Trivial Pursuit question: What Jersey shore beach is one of the finest in the country?
15. Tell me yer least favorite smell: Cat pee
16. Tell me one news story (that's happened in yer lifetime) that you were (or are) really interested in: Probably the Twin Towers incident
17. You're watching cartoons. What are you watching?: Futurama
18. What's one show you can't believed stayed on the air past season one?: Everybody Loves Raymond
19. Who's yer favorite TV news personality (and yeah, the weather and traffic guys count)?: Ashleigh Banfield. :)
20. You hate someone. Will they ever know?: Oh yes, I usually let them know it right away.
21. Ever had revenge? Spill it: I wish.
22. Tell me about yer closest friend: Robert :) He's great, he listens and he makes me laugh.
23. What do you dislike about yer parents?: The meddling.
24. Tell me an anecdote from a birthday party you've had: I got too drunk and went to a strip club? And a guy I liked was hitting on his step sister. Eew.
25. Tell me a dorky thing you do: Play the Sims 2
26. Tell me a hellish story about yer job: I was fired twice from it?
27. Name a place you've visited (vacation or otherwise) that you hated and tell me why you hated it: Chicago b/c the hotel sucked, it was hot, and it was a two day trip with a terrible driver in terrible traffic.
28. What's yer favorite musical?: RENT and Sweeney Todd
29. What's yer least favorite musical?: The Music Man
30. What are the call letters for your favorite radio station?: I have no idea, I don't listen to the radio
31. Ever get spanked?: Beaten more like it.
32. Either way, think it screwed you up?: For awhile, yes, but now we're over that.
33. At what age did you "discover" yer body? (thanks for the question Alice): I honestly don't know, 13 or so?
34. Who's yer favorite relative?: Currently I'd say my husband.
35. Name a friend you had when you were 7: Carlos
36. Tell me about yer relationship to boats: I love going out on a power boat!
37. What do you hate about surveys? (other than this one, smart ass): The fact that I'm usually dead bored when I'm doing it.
38. Put down a Rolling Stone lyric here: Uh, no.
II. Word Problems
1. All right. Yer gonna have 4 kids. Congratulations. Name them:
Sarah Felicita, Christopher Walken, Daniel Jackson, and Christina Katherine. Yeah, we got them picked out..
2. Okay so, this psycho's got a gun to his head and one of those comical bomb detonators under his arm and he tells you that just because you have a pretty face, he's going to let you pick which country he's going to blow up. Which country are you going to tell him? Okay, now he's asking why.
Switzerland... for being so damn neutral.
3.
There's a train traveling on the northeastern corridor to Boston from
New York and before that, Washington D.C. Do you need to get out in any
of those cities to see someone?
NY to see Ant and family and New Jersey to see the mother in law :)
4. Your language teacher from high school decides one day that she's madly in love with you. The only way to get her off your back is recite something dumb you remember from that language class when she tells you she loves you (example: "I love you!" response: "Yo quiero Taco Bell!"). What are you going to say to her? What language are you speaking?
Non, je NO t'aime NO! Uh... sort of French.
5.
So your kindly, but slightly senile relative who hasn't seen you in ten
years wants to give you a little gift just for being so wonderful (and
you are wonderful, aren't you?) but they mess up and end up giving you
a fifty dollar gift certificate to a place you'd never even breathe the
air in. Where's that gift certificate supposed to be spent?
Abercrombie & Fitch
III. Fill It In
Let's walk in the: woods, wearing a hockey mask.
Let's run through: the sprinklers in our swimsuits.
Let's look at the: stars, they sure are bright.
Who are those: people in our front yard?
What a nice: old lady, they're usually all racist.
Where did all these: markers come from?
When will they: invent a cat that doesn't pee so stinky?
How are your: parents? Doing okay?
Why can't you: just give me a chance? I deserved it more than her.
So where did you find: your mind? In the gutter?
Sing the: national anthem, you communist.
Easier than: pie?
Closer than: Chris's house, and that's across the street!
Look at my: boobs, are they on straight?
I'll stay if: you promise not to do that again.
Silly, little: faggot.
Show me some: skin, baby.
The sky is: endless and infinite.
Tell me a: good joke, about tigers and strawberries.
Hide me: because I'm a felon.
Love me: hardcore, baby, hardcore.
Grab the: paper towels, Teal'c peed again.
I hate your stupid: cat today. I could send him away.
My mom thinks you're: an amazing boy!
He's not: nearly as good for me as you are.
Are you that: annoying? Stop shouting at me in Meatwad's voice!
I missed: your body next to mine.
Can't you: see that a kiss is not a contract?
Lovely little: furpig.
IV. Thankful
- Five Material Things You're Thankful For
1. Robert2. Lola
3. My computer
4. My parents
5. Adderall
- Five Immaterial Things You're Thankful For
1, Love2. Compassion
3. Forgiveness
4. Good memories
5. Rationality
- Five Things You Feel Are The Scourge Of Hell And Are Not Thankful For
Animal Neglecters/Abusers
Child Neglecters/Abusers
People who don't know how to use a blinker
Billy Bob Thorton
Nazis
- Five Songs You're Thankful For
1. Of Montreal - Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse
2. The Mountain Goats - Bluejays and Cardinals
3. The Beatles - In My Life
4. Mates of State - For the Actor
5. Andrew Bird - Fake Palindromes
- Three Things About Yourself You're Thankful For
1. I'm in a good mood
2. I'm taken care of
3. I'm considered beautiful by a very handsome boy
V. Memorable
1.Quote a song.
I always wanted to be
The face in front of me
Debating a life
Sipped out the energy
Made out of finer things
Pile it high
So we could barely see it
"My Only Offer" - Mates of State
2. Quote a person.
Anthony Bourdain - "I have found that mystery meat gets better the dodgier the area serving it is."
I don't really remember where I heard this, but it goes like this... "Get your God in my way and I will bring you the rapture!"
4. Quote your mom.
"What? Are you pregnant!?"
5. Quote yourself.
"I'm just saying..."
140 Life Experiences (there are actually only 133)
Level 1
( ) I had an asthma attack
( X) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) Drank Alcohol
(X) Been In Love
(X) Been Dumped
(X) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
total so far: 6
Level 2
(X) Ever Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
(X) Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
(X) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person [5years+]
(X) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
total so far: 12
Level 3
(x) Been On A Plane
(X)Thrown Up From Drinkin
(X) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone you met on Myspace
( ) Been Mosh Pitting
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d)or Like(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(X) Been in a BAD relationship
total so far: 20
Level 4
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
() Had A Tea Party
( X) Flown A Kite
() Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
( X) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
total so far: 28
Level 5
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
() Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise
() Felt An Earthquake
( X) Kissed a snake
(x) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone / Stole something
(x) Been Misunderstood
total so far: 35
Level 6
( X) Pet A Deer
() Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
(X ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car/ Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
() Danced in the moonlight with a friend
(x) Hated The Way You Look
total so far: 41
Level 7
() Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
() Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
total so far: 46
Level 8
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( X) Sang Karaoke
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( X) Made Prank Phone Calls!
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
total so far: 54
Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge into water
total so far: 58
Level 10
( ) Screamed "Penis" In Class( the sub game)
( ) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed Up All Night
total so far: 64
Level 11
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
( X) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Been/Are scared to watch scary movies alone.
(x) Seen/ felt a Ghost
( X) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops (at one time)
( ) gone streaking
( X)Been to/Visited Someone At Jail
( X) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
total so far: 72
Level 12
(X ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(X ) Mooned / Flashed Someone
( X) Had someone Moon / Flash You
total so far: 79
Level 13
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
(X ) French braided someones hair
( ) Gone Skinny dipping In A pool
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House.
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
total so far: 85
Level 14
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) French kissed someone
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at with a paint ball/bee bee gun
( ) Had sex in a field/garden
( ) Flattened someone’s tires
(X ) Drove in a car until the gas light came on
(x) Had five dollars or less and bought something.
total: 92
EIGHT lasts:
8. last cigarette: yesterday on the way home from Hull
7. last beverage: some water to take my medicines
6. last phone call: ant called me awhile ago
5. last text message: i think i got the last one from Ant saying that he was going back to the play
4. last cd played: andrew bird and the mysterious production of eggs
3. last bubble bath: months
2. last time you cried: saturday night
1. last meal: pizza and accouterments
EIGHT HAVE U EVER:
8. have you ever dated someone twice: nope
7. have you ever been cheated on: i had suspicious
6. have you ever bought condoms?: yes
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?: yes
4. have you ever fallen in love?: yes
3. have you ever lost someone?: yes
2. have you ever been depressed?: yes!
1. ever been so drunk that you threw up?: a couple of times
FIVE things you did in the past three days
1. Went to school?: no
2. Went to work?: yes it sucked today
3. Colored: yes, i helped mini create DNA!
4. Got drunk?: no
5. Slept?: oh yes with these meds i've no choice
list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to -
1. Rob
2. Ant
3. Juan
4. Mini
list THREE favorite colors..
1. Pink
2. Lavender
3. Baby blue
list TWO things you want to do before you die
1. travel to europe
2. be genuinely happy for more than one day
SO FAR IN 06'...
Been to school - Nope
Made a new friend - Yes I made lots
Done something you swore never to do - Yes
Laughed until you cried - yep
Went behind your parents back - Yes
Met someone who changed your life - Yes.
Gotten close to someone - yep.
Found out who your true friends were - oh yes, HI TANYAAAA
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF......
1. Bush? The only bush I trust is my own
2. Gay Marriage? YAY!
3. Lowering the drinking age? nope
4. Straight, Gay, Bi? s'all good
5. Do you have a crush? i don't think they call it that
6. Who is the best hugger that you know? Rob and Ant are both good huggers, so is my brother
7. Do you believe in love at first sight: yes
8. Is there something you want to tell someone? I do
9. What brand of shirt are you wearing? I don't know its from the Geek Squad
10.Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Robbieeee
11.
Do you have "A thing"? nopeeee
12.
How many people on your top 4 do you know in real life? All four
13. How many kids do you want to have? 1
14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yes
16.
What did you do for your last birthday? went to bars and got drunk and got a lap dance
18. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeeeeping
19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: go to bed
20. Last time you saw your dad? Sunday
21. Whats one thing you would change about your life? I would like to stop this mental disorder
22. Which hand do you like better? right
23. What are you listening to right now? the end theme of unwrapped
25.
Have you ever donated money to a good cause? yep
26.
Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? yes
27. Least favorite month? october
28. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? i don't borrow clothing, i steal them from my mom
29. Who's getting on your nerves right now? the attitudes at my work place :S
30. Most visited webpage? GMAIL, myspace, vox
31. Would you help your best friend fight if he/she is losing? sure
32. Coke or Pepsi? coke.
34. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? yes
35.
Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? oh yes
36. Do you think there's some people out there, that should gain a couple pounds? yes.
If you answered honestly to all these, repost as
Don't lie Survey
