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rob sat on my hand and broke my thumb
the angle that its in is disgusting
i'm going back to work on thursday back to the clinic
i'm going to pitchfork festival over my birthday yayyyy of montreal
i want a new iphone
i had rob take pics of the gross thumb but haven't gotten them off his camera
While I sit here at 330 AM and wait for my Benadryl to kick in so that I can stop thinking about the stupid whore bitch who betrayed my friendship many moons ago, I realized that I have a fucking German Jew hook nose.
Thanks, Grandma!
Also - I sweat a lot and it's noticeable in that picture of us at Disney World with our little Bride & Groom Mickey Ears, but whatever.
Why am I so bitter? Like, seriously, that bitch can't hold a candle to me, and there's such a thing as KARMA.
I believe in it, so why am I so obsessed with it? Karma can kick some serious ass, but I don't take her seriously.
UGH.
With a side of UGH.
GOOD NIGHT RO
If a waiter stopped by right now to take your order, what cocktail or drink are you having?
malibu and pineapple juice. :)
There's loads of rain and loads of thunder. The poor gators and lizards and opposums and armadillos are getting rained upon. Poor little critters.
Maybe it will develop into a tropical storm!
tropical ice-land.
I need to go back to Sioux Falls, I miss my Lola girl!!
140 Life Experiences (there are actually only 133)
Level 1
( ) I had an asthma attack
( X) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) Drank Alcohol
(X) Been In Love
(X) Been Dumped
(X) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
total so far: 6
Level 2
(X) Ever Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
(X) Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
(X) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person [5years+]
(X) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
total so far: 12
Level 3
(x) Been On A Plane
(X)Thrown Up From Drinkin
(X) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone you met on Myspace
( ) Been Mosh Pitting
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d)or Like(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(X) Been in a BAD relationship
total so far: 20
Level 4
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
() Had A Tea Party
( X) Flown A Kite
() Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
( X) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
total so far: 28
Level 5
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
() Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise
() Felt An Earthquake
( X) Kissed a snake
(x) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone / Stole something
(x) Been Misunderstood
total so far: 35
Level 6
( X) Pet A Deer
() Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
(X ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car/ Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
() Danced in the moonlight with a friend
(x) Hated The Way You Look
total so far: 41
Level 7
() Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
() Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
total so far: 46
Level 8
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( X) Sang Karaoke
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( X) Made Prank Phone Calls!
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
total so far: 54
Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge into water
total so far: 58
Level 10
( ) Screamed "Penis" In Class( the sub game)
( ) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed Up All Night
total so far: 64
Level 11
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
( X) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Been/Are scared to watch scary movies alone.
(x) Seen/ felt a Ghost
( X) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops (at one time)
( ) gone streaking
( X)Been to/Visited Someone At Jail
( X) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
total so far: 72
Level 12
(X ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(X ) Mooned / Flashed Someone
( X) Had someone Moon / Flash You
total so far: 79
Level 13
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
(X ) French braided someones hair
( ) Gone Skinny dipping In A pool
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House.
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
total so far: 85
Level 14
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) French kissed someone
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been shot at with a paint ball/bee bee gun
( ) Had sex in a field/garden
( ) Flattened someone’s tires
(X ) Drove in a car until the gas light came on
(x) Had five dollars or less and bought something.
total: 92
* We threw pieces of a honeydew melon at a baby alligator in a pond. Rob managed to hit him in the face and he freaked out. Big LOL moment for me.
* There are creepy animals all over teh place. A bit of a worry.
* I saw Jacksonville Beach and the beach at St. Augustine, both very pretty and have been wanting to go swimming. However, I didn't bring a swimsuit and that's okay with me.
* Rob's dad is trying to persuade us to move here so Rob can go to school and I can enjoy the area and work here.
* Rob may be able to get another bike, it's still in the works.
* I saw a baby (Rob says it was full grown, EVEN CUTER!!!) armadillo, CUTE! I only saw his silhouette at first and I thought it was a rat crossing the street (how very NY-ish of me). He was cute.
* Publix is a great supermarket and their chocolate chip cookies are the best ever.
* ENTEMANN'S!!!
* We went to the Ripley's Believe It or Not! museum in St. Augustine, we only had to pay 30% of the cost because Rob had a St. John's cty ID. Sweet.
* Tomorrow = EPCOT ETC!!
* I saw baby (well possibly full grown too) lizards... eew.
* GEORGIA IS THE SCARIEST STATE EVAR I DONT CARE WHAT NO ONE SAYS OKKKKK
* Ali G apparently made a movie, we are watching it. HILARITY.
* I miss you PATRICK AND MAAKY AND LOLAAA AND SAMMICHHHH and ok rigby too
* Spider Man 3 bored me until the end. Meh.
More later.
<3 Ro