Survey: bored and lonely.

I. Variations On Somewhat Standard Questions

1. Worst song ever: Uh... Ice Ice Baby?
2. Person who should be shot because he/she wrote/sang the ONE song that gets stuck in yer head and drives you to the brink: Vanilla Ice
3. Song for a happy day: Anything upbeat! Two Step! Flight of the Conchords!
4. Song for a sad day: Uh... I can't think of one right now.
5. Good driving song: Any Mates of State
6. Good song to aid in sleepiness: Cat Powers anything of hers
7. Know any classical?: Nah
8. Sexiest lead singer ever: I'm not sure I have an answer... I'll probably pick Andrew BIrd.
9. Do you know a guitar solo well enough to sing that part too? and if you do, what is it?: Oh yeah... ALL of Jessica. And Freebird.
10: Tell me about getting yer driver's license: I will let you know when it happens.
11. What was preschool like?: I don't really remember it.
12. I hate the "what's yer favorite color" question, so what color do you hate enough never to wear it and why? Hunter Green. I fucking hate that colour after working at the Humane Society and having to wear it daily.
13. Be honest (and no Google searching either), do you know who Thomas Moore was and what he wrote?: Nope.
14. Make up a Trivial Pursuit question: What Jersey shore beach is one of the finest in the country?
15. Tell me yer least favorite smell: Cat pee
16. Tell me one news story (that's happened in yer lifetime) that you were (or are) really interested in: Probably the Twin Towers incident
17. You're watching cartoons. What are you watching?: Futurama
18. What's one show you can't believed stayed on the air past season one?: Everybody Loves Raymond
19. Who's yer favorite TV news personality (and yeah, the weather and traffic guys count)?: Ashleigh Banfield. :)
20. You hate someone. Will they ever know?: Oh yes, I usually let them know it right away.
21. Ever had revenge? Spill it: I wish.
22. Tell me about yer closest friend: Robert :) He's great, he listens and he makes me laugh. 
23. What do you dislike about yer parents?: The meddling.
24. Tell me an anecdote from a birthday party you've had: I got too drunk and went to a strip club? And a guy I liked was hitting on his step sister. Eew.
25. Tell me a dorky thing you do: Play the Sims 2
26. Tell me a hellish story about yer job: I was fired twice from it?
27. Name a place you've visited (vacation or otherwise) that you hated and tell me why you hated it: Chicago b/c the hotel sucked, it was hot, and it was a two day trip with a terrible driver in terrible traffic.
28. What's yer favorite musical?: RENT and Sweeney Todd
29. What's yer least favorite musical?: The Music Man
30. What are the call letters for your favorite radio station?: I have no idea, I don't listen to the radio
31. Ever get spanked?: Beaten more like it.
32. Either way, think it screwed you up?: For awhile, yes, but now we're over that.
33. At what age did you "discover" yer body? (thanks for the question Alice): I honestly don't know, 13 or so?
34. Who's yer favorite relative?: Currently I'd say my husband. 
35. Name a friend you had when you were 7: Carlos
36. Tell me about yer relationship to boats: I love going out on a power boat! 
37. What do you hate about surveys? (other than this one, smart ass): The fact that I'm usually dead bored when I'm doing it.
38. Put down a Rolling Stone lyric here: Uh, no.

II. Word Problems

1. All right. Yer gonna have 4 kids. Congratulations. Name them:
Sarah Felicita, Christopher Walken, Daniel Jackson, and Christina Katherine. Yeah, we got them picked out..

2. Okay so, this psycho's got a gun to his head and one of those comical bomb detonators under his arm and he tells you that just because you have a pretty face, he's going to let you pick which country he's going to blow up. Which country are you going to tell him? Okay, now he's asking why.

Switzerland... for being so damn neutral.

3. There's a train traveling on the northeastern corridor to Boston from New York and before that, Washington D.C. Do you need to get out in any of those cities to see someone?
NY to see Ant and family and New Jersey to see the mother in law :)

4. Your language teacher from high school decides one day that she's madly in love with you. The only way to get her off your back is recite something dumb you remember from that language class when she tells you she loves you (example: "I love you!" response: "Yo quiero Taco Bell!"). What are you going to say to her? What language are you speaking?

Non, je NO t'aime NO!  Uh... sort of French.

5. So your kindly, but slightly senile relative who hasn't seen you in ten years wants to give you a little gift just for being so wonderful (and you are wonderful, aren't you?) but they mess up and end up giving you a fifty dollar gift certificate to a place you'd never even breathe the air in. Where's that gift certificate supposed to be spent?
Abercrombie & Fitch

III. Fill It In

Let's walk in the: woods, wearing a hockey mask.
Let's run through: the sprinklers in our swimsuits.
Let's look at the: stars, they sure are bright.
Who are those: people in our front yard?
What a nice: old lady, they're usually all racist.
Where did all these: markers come from?
When will they: invent a cat that doesn't pee so stinky?
How are your: parents? Doing okay?
Why can't you: just give me a chance? I deserved it more than her.
So where did you find: your mind? In the gutter?
Sing the: national anthem, you communist.
Easier than: pie?
Closer than: Chris's house, and that's across the street!
Look at my: boobs, are they on straight?
I'll stay if: you promise not to do that again.
Silly, little: faggot.
Show me some: skin, baby.
The sky is: endless and infinite.
Tell me a: good joke, about tigers and strawberries.
Hide me: because I'm a felon.
Love me: hardcore, baby, hardcore.
Grab the: paper towels, Teal'c peed again.
I hate your stupid: cat today. I could send him away.
My mom thinks you're: an amazing boy!
He's not: nearly as good for me as you are.
Are you that: annoying? Stop shouting at me in Meatwad's voice!
I missed: your body next to mine.
Can't you: see that a kiss is not a contract?
Lovely little: furpig.

IV. Thankful

- Five Material Things You're Thankful For

1. Robert
2. Lola
3. My computer
4. My parents
5. Adderall

- Five Immaterial Things You're Thankful For

1, Love
2. Compassion
3. Forgiveness
4. Good memories
5. Rationality

- Five Things You Feel Are The Scourge Of Hell And Are Not Thankful For

Animal Neglecters/Abusers
Child Neglecters/Abusers
People who don't know how to use a blinker
Billy Bob Thorton
Nazis

- Five Songs You're Thankful For
1. Of Montreal - Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse
2. The Mountain Goats - Bluejays and Cardinals
3. The Beatles - In My Life
4. Mates of State - For the Actor
5. Andrew Bird - Fake Palindromes

- Three Things About Yourself You're Thankful For
1. I'm in a good mood
2. I'm taken care of
3. I'm considered beautiful by a very handsome boy

V. Memorable

1.Quote a song.
I always wanted to be
The face in front of me
Debating a life
Sipped out the energy

Built up a wall
Made out of finer things
Pile it high
So we could barely see it

"My Only Offer" - Mates of State

2. Quote a person.
Anthony Bourdain - "I have found that mystery meat gets better the dodgier the area serving it is."

3. Quote the bible/ Torah/ Koran/ Menu at McDonald's
I don't really remember where I heard this, but it goes like this... "Get your God in my way and I will bring you the rapture!"

4. Quote your mom.
"What? Are you pregnant!?"

5. Quote yourself.
"I'm just saying..."